My favorite part of the story is their sysadmins! Their names are great in this context and make it sound almost like an ancient Greek epic: "Our long-suffering

My favorite part of the story is their sysadmins! Their names are great in this context and make it sound almost like an ancient Greek epic: "Our long-suffering and amazing sysadmins Theodotos and Stelios contacted our puri.sm registrar, 101domain.com, to find out what was going on." You can't go wrong with your two best warriors Theodotos and Stelios at hand!