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The primary function of Atlassian software is to say "Access denied." You tell Greg he needs to give you permission to do whatever. Greg says he'll do that afte
by fusiongyro 9y ago
The primary function of Atlassian software is to say "Access denied." You tell Greg he needs to give you permission to do whatever. Greg says he'll do that after he gets your self-assessment. He later writes on your self-assessment receipt that you're a whiner lacking self-motivation.
I've used Confluence for two years. It's slow and the editor is buggy. The primary function is to prevent me from making a document public. I've used JIRA for 8 years. JIRA's primary function is to send email.
I'd say your assessment is accurate.
- hiccuphippo 9y agoWait, people actually read jira emails? I just filter it to my 'ham' folder.
- fusiongyro 9y ago80% of my coworkers do not read them. I read the ~5% of them that contain more than "Status: -Open- Assigned." Of my remaining coworkers, there are a dozen that reply from their mail client, which just makes everything worse.
- swiley 9y ago>The primary function of Atlassian software is to say "Access denied." Not only is that funny, it's pretty accurate. If it weren't for that requirement it could all be replaced with git, ftp, and email.