Don't mind me... I'm just rewriting the entire internet and getting laughed at while kids these days get 3x the money because they took seven external projects,

Don't mind me... I'm just rewriting the entire internet and getting laughed at while kids these days get 3x the money because they took seven external projects, linked them together in five minutes, and made a "website" (complete with all the UX dark patterns, half-baked functionality, and third-party-triggered version updates straight into a broken dependency and version conflict).