I don't even reveal my real species on the Internet. Apparently, the anecdata from the article backs this decision up, with compound interest. If you can't be

I don't even reveal my real species on the Internet. Apparently, the anecdata from the article backs this decision up, with compound interest. If you can't be the perfect parody toy (for a girl or a boy), like me, be a moderately attractive white dude. And actually, we should probably all be pretending to be the same clip-art business guy that is pointing at the computer screen in all the stock photos. We're all him now.