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The president of the new FANG corporation announced today the addition of new skills to your home press 1 device. press 1 for cheezachamburger...it's synthetically created mildly unpleasant goo created from beecheezin. An extraordinarily inexpensive brainless chimera of cheese, chicken and beef grown in a lab for your tasteless pleasure. Press 1 for other news...with the FANG hostile take over of the second to last corporation today, they announced another stock buyback program leaving only 13 official stock holders who now hold 99.9999% of all wealth in the world.