Still funny but seriously needs to be revised. For example: Haskell (off to the side unattached to anything because it is its own little world), Groovy (just ab

Still funny but seriously needs to be revised. For example: Haskell (off to the side unattached to anything because it is its own little world), Groovy (just above Java), Scala (above Perl), Obj-C (diagonally above C), Erlang (*-Ruby developers consider it better than Ruby, but Erlang developers are humble enough to place it below Ruby, but not humble enough to place it any lower), Eiffel (somewhere between Groovy and OCaml), OCaml (off to the side above Perl, perhaps above everything, but Ruby, Scala, Erlang would be above it).