I know it is meant to be satirical, but the reality is there are trade-offs involved with each of these points. I don't think it is wise to treat any of them as

I know it is meant to be satirical, but the reality is there are trade-offs involved with each of these points. I don't think it is wise to treat any of them as absolute rules. Maybe someone smarter than me could write about the trade-offs involved with each and when to break the rules.