I know you're being sarcastic, but for folks who are actually interested, you can request access to the Thread 1.1.1 specification here [1], and you can contrib

I know you're being sarcastic, but for folks who are actually interested, you can request access to the Thread 1.1.1 specification here [1], and you can contribute to Nest's open-source implementation of Thread here [2] [1] - https://www.threadgroup.org/ThreadSpec https://www.threadgroup.org/ThreadSpec [2] - https://github.com/openthread/openthread https://github.com/openthread/openthread