I love CockroachDB, but feel like this article was a bit misleading in it's claims. I started out writing a comment response, but it got so long that it turned

I love CockroachDB, but feel like this article was a bit misleading in it's claims. I started out writing a comment response, but it got so long that it turned into a blog post: https://danielcompton.net/2018/02/08/add-context-cockroachdb-databases-acting-like-cdns https://danielcompton.net/2018/02/08/add-context-cockroachdb....