That said, coldfusion is actually implemented via bastard hellish Java classes attached to a demon spawned plethora of angry revenants turning the rusty wheel o

That said, coldfusion is actually implemented via bastard hellish Java classes attached to a demon spawned plethora of angry revenants turning the rusty wheel of the terror inspiring demonic abortion that Adobe does indeed currently hold dominion over, those 12k p/a fealty bonds they get from their thralls does make them not quite as disinterested as you might think.