Quick thought: Your pagerank score is higher if your page loads faster. If you're 100% confident it's the googlebot accessing your site, you could remove all s

Quick thought: Your pagerank score is higher if your page loads faster. If you're 100% confident it's the googlebot accessing your site, you could remove all sorts of content from the page being presented to the bot so that it appears like the page is quicker than it will actually appear to real users. On another note, this might be a neat way to avoid or deliberately screw up Googles "knowledge scraping" thing that they're doing which is pissing people off mightily (where when you search for a question, Google gives you the direct answer that they've scraped from another site.)