I had the distinct displeasure of working in a number of mumps derivatives for my first professional programming job. It's way too easy to write terrible code a

I had the distinct displeasure of working in a number of mumps derivatives for my first professional programming job. It's way too easy to write terrible code and even easier to write something that appears to work, but actually doesn't. What's even more terrifying is that these archaic languages still power a significant number of hospitals here in America. Hospitals haven't felt safe ever since.