"I own a software company" is the best I've come up with. Any answer you give people is going to leave a lot of room for interpretation and how I answer that qu

"I own a software company" is the best I've come up with. Any answer you give people is going to leave a lot of room for interpretation and how I answer that question depends on context and who is asking, but if it's a random person at a bar, you can't beat "I own a software company."