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That's good advice for when you can't find any dirt and there are a bunch of coffee grounds lying around.
by AngryParsley 16y ago
That's good advice for when you can't find any dirt and there are a bunch of coffee grounds lying around.
- noonespecial 16y agoQuick, you're trapped in a Starbucks, you need to look homeless, what do you do?.
- chopsueyar 16y agoNot sure if you read the article but he talks about not looking homeless enough. Even after attempting to grow a unibrow, not shaving, and not showering for an extended period of time, he says: "There is a liquor store RIGHT across the street from the homeless shelter. I'm talking maybe 25 steps away max. As I was buying the bourbon I asked the clerk if, "He gets many of us homeless people in here." He responded, "Nope, I don't get many of them in here." Puzzled why he classified them as "Them" instead of "You" I asked if he thought I was homeless. He immediately replied, "Nope, you don't have the tell-tale signs of a homeless person." I was a bit relieved and disappointed by this. Relieved because I didn't REALLLLYY look homeless (despite entering his store with a beard, ripped/dirty shirt, carrying a garbage bag and asking for only bottles made out of plastic). Disappointed because perhaps I didn't do a good enough job of disguising myself...." He aslo mentions that while sleeping under the bridge, he has to worry about where to go to the bathroom. By this logical conclusion, you can assume he has a fairly good chance of finding urine tainted dirt. The coffee grinds are good because they are clean. Go back to your Clouds, sir.