Investors hate Apple because Apple hates investors and routines gives them the middle finger. Apple doesn't play their game and do what they want, so the people

Investors hate Apple because Apple hates investors and routines gives them the middle finger. Apple doesn't play their game and do what they want, so the people who invent these metrics fuck with them. And funny enough, Apple wins in this exchange because they can buy back more shares faster when the prices are low. Apple is laughing all the way back to private ownership.