At first glance I cant think of anything I'd want to use less than this. It seems like the result of a "what if the internet was Tinder" pitch deck to marketing

At first glance I cant think of anything I'd want to use less than this. It seems like the result of a "what if the internet was Tinder" pitch deck to marketing-centric investors. Maybe I'm missing the point as it seems to me like the only results from this design getting traction would be that mobile data use will sky-rocket and stuffing ads into the top of pages would become the norm. It seems incredibly person hostile.