Top post, which I was replying to, was about a trillion-dollar bitcoin offering. I trust that you scolded him as well, dang. > I recently created my own crypt

Top post, which I was replying to, was about a trillion-dollar bitcoin offering. I trust that you scolded him as well, dang. > I recently created my own cryptocurrency, UCaetanoCoin (UCC), with a supply of 100 trillion and one coins, all owned by me. > I sold one to a friend of mine for $0.01 yesterday, which made me not only the richest person in the world, but also the first trillionaire, as the coins I own are valued in $1T USD. > And my UCC has a total market cap of $1T USD (and one cent). Then I exchanged a single coin with myself for $0.01. > As my coin has zero transaction cost and instant transactions (it's a badass coin), I traded it back and forth with myself 100 quadrillion times. > This generated a total traded value UCC-USD of 1 Quadrillion Dollars yesterday, more than any other security was ever exchanged in a single day.