Send someone important: “You got here for your stay in ADX Florence... and we didn’t even have to extradite, torture, or rendition you to get you here! What a g

Send someone important: “You got here for your stay in ADX Florence... and we didn’t even have to extradite, torture, or rendition you to get you here! What a guy!” Send someone not important: “You know what? I’m glad I forgot how to light my liquid-based shoe bombs that need exactly 101ml of fluid to blow a fatal hole in a plane. The inflight meal was much better than I thought it would be. I mean it wasn’t great but it was not horrible either. When I got off the plane, There were infidels and uhhh there was security and umm stuff. I didn’t take any pictures because there was a sign that said I shouldn’t. It was easy to find which suitcase was mine because of the rainbow colored strap my niece chose for me to put on it. What do you think of the mouse ears I got you from Disneyland? ...boss?”