Ever since the release of the 2016 MBP redesign I've been hanging onto my late 2013 MacBook Pro for dear life. I really want to upgrade, but I just can't justi

Ever since the release of the 2016 MBP redesign I've been hanging onto my late 2013 MacBook Pro for dear life. I really want to upgrade, but I just can't justify spending thousands of dollars on a machine with a keyboard that can (could) be wiped out by dust particles, no function key row, and one that requires a pile of dongles be transported with it wherever it goes to support external hardware. Just make the computer slightly longer and give me back my keyboard. The touch bar is neat, why does it have to be either/or?