Well this was certainly enlightening. I've never lived in California before and I've only visited it infrequently, so for a moment there I was shocked to find

Well this was certainly enlightening. I've never lived in California before and I've only visited it infrequently, so for a moment there I was shocked to find out that coffee might actually give me cancer despite all the buzz proclaiming that it might lower your risk of various forms of cancer, lower your risk of diabetes, lower your risk of erectile dysfunction, lower your overall risk of all-cause mortality, etc. No, turns out I'm fine. Well, very likely fine. I just happened to learn something new about California law. The road to hell truly is paved with good intentions.