I am tired of always failing my new years resolutions. So this year, 2018, I made only one new year's resolution: I will not make any new years resolutions for

I am tired of always failing my new years resolutions. So this year, 2018, I made only one new year's resolution: I will not make any new years resolutions for 2018. Oh, wait. I think I just made a self-breaking new years resolutions.