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"Your honor, my client did not defraud the plaintiffs with a financial crime. It was a parody financial crime but the plaintiff mistook the parody for sarcasm
by iaw 9y ago
"Your honor, my client did not defraud the plaintiffs with a financial crime. It was a parody financial crime but the plaintiff mistook the parody for sarcasm and genuinely bought the parody product. This case should be dismissed based on the parody financial crimes precedent set by Virginia v. Horwitz Brothers"
- ubernostrum 9y ago"Your Honor, my client never intended for the plaintiffs to cash the souvenir checks he issued." (it may be I spend too much of my non-tech-internet time reading /r/legaladvice)
- stale2002 9y agoFunnily, though, you used the word defraud. How can you commit fraud if you are telling the truth?