You know it, but I still find it amusing that higher up employees (purportedly) receive get-out-of-jail-free cards and the personal numbers of ex-cops who can c

You know it, but I still find it amusing that higher up employees (purportedly) receive get-out-of-jail-free cards and the personal numbers of ex-cops who can call in favors at the local precincts after they fill out their i9s or whatever.