221 points submitted 7 hours ago by pitrpitr Intel CEO: "We need antivirus, can someone buy me McAfee?" Few hours later: "Done." "Great, which version?" "Versi

221 points submitted 7 hours ago by pitrpitr Intel CEO: "We need antivirus, can someone buy me McAfee?" Few hours later: "Done." "Great, which version?" "Version ... ?" ahem