What I "love" about some microservice implementations (so not microservices in general), is that people use fast and scalable data platforms to analyze data in

What I "love" about some microservice implementations (so not microservices in general), is that people use fast and scalable data platforms to analyze data in microseconds, but then slap a REST API in front of them, ideally with slow authentication and logging (and ideally in a different availability zone), so instead of waiting 20 ms for your metric, you get it in 3 seconds. I love (without quotes) microservices for their isolation principle, people can kill off/rewrite parts of the system without affecting other parts, written possibly in a whole different language etc., but lets not abuse it. If you put every tiny function behind an API, what you'll get is a slow and unmaintainable mess.