The article you’re mocking uses that very fact, and many more, to make its case: The company has no competitor in server chips at the moment, but this episode

The article you’re mocking uses that very fact, and many more, to make its case: The company has no competitor in server chips at the moment, but this episode could change that. Microsoft and Google have publicly praised Qualcomm Inc.’s first server chip, which went on sale in November, and Apple, Google, Microsoft, Amazon, and Facebook all have internal divisions working on chip designs.