why not do some research online, buy the meds for a penny on the dollar via the darknet, and give them to your mom's nurse with a $100 note to seal the deal? i

why not do some research online, buy the meds for a penny on the dollar via the darknet, and give them to your mom's nurse with a $100 note to seal the deal? is it absurd that i have plans for these exact situations already worked out?