Perhaps I shouldn't have been snarky, but my point is that being able to buy a very limited amount of items in sparse areas throughout the world with Bitcoin is

Perhaps I shouldn't have been snarky, but my point is that being able to buy a very limited amount of items in sparse areas throughout the world with Bitcoin is at odds with the idea that Bitcoin has value for people in countries with volatile, spiraling economies, which was the original point being made. I felt that was a substantive enough point to be made. But I apologize regardless.