You know what, actually, if you could both ban me and delete my account, that would be excellent. I've been trying to find a way to delete my content from here

You know what, actually, if you could both ban me and delete my account, that would be excellent. I've been trying to find a way to delete my content from here for years. Seems like it'd be in everyone's best interest. I only ever come on here anymore to see what the most insane, reactionary take on the news is anyway, and I could do without it.