This would be a lot better if it was some sort of gift app. You pay someone to call your friend and the caller tells your friend that <name of the person who pa

This would be a lot better if it was some sort of gift app. You pay someone to call your friend and the caller tells your friend that <name of the person who paid for this> thinks you're a really great friend and an awesome person. This has its downsides as well but, in my opinion, it's a lot better than some kind of self help service which might make people feel even worse.