I kept reading down this chain intending to reply but every reply added something relevant to my comment. I was once asked to join a company as employee number

I kept reading down this chain intending to reply but every reply added something relevant to my comment. I was once asked to join a company as employee number 13, and I would have been the first technical person to join the company. They offered me a salary of zero dollars and one percent, and the founder of the company said in every meeting before he was willing to reveal the numbers -- the stupidest game on the planet -- that he truly understood the value of engineers and was going to be offering very generous pay packages. Haha I actually laughed at the guys on Skype -- funny how they also tried to gang up on me to turn the screws, as it were! -- when they told me the numbers because I thought they were joking, and they weren't. I don't want to reveal too much about the company because they would be easy to identify based on this, but they had this one weird trick they were trying with shares in order to win investors and generate media buzz, which was actually just hilarious and ridiculous. I will say that they were going to issue billions (with a "B") of shares to begin with. They were so convinced they were going to become the next Google. Surprisingly, their website is still up, but all of my contacts from that company are now listed as working elsewhere on LinkedIn. Shocking, I know.