I just imagined myself in a race with dolphin, the two of us at the starting line, me with a wetsuit and swim fins and goggles, and how intense it would be at t

I just imagined myself in a race with dolphin, the two of us at the starting line, me with a wetsuit and swim fins and goggles, and how intense it would be at the countdown to swim all out dive into some sort of dizzying psych-myself-out spiral, and know that I'd be left in the dust and it would only be so fun for about 1.5 seconds before I'm toast.