They missed one: Rock-n-roll. That derned rock-n-roll is EVIL. It's just a bunch of long haired young'uns, a jumpin up and down and a twangin on gee-tars. It

They missed one: Rock-n-roll. That derned rock-n-roll is EVIL. It's just a bunch of long haired young'uns, a jumpin up and down and a twangin on gee-tars. It causes the kids to GYRATE!