When people tell me they are having their first kid I send them this song. "You Ruined Everything" by Jonathan Coulton https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LrZ01A

When people tell me they are having their first kid I send them this song. "You Ruined Everything" by Jonathan Coulton https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LrZ01A6Q_M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LrZ01A6Q_M My favorite title in life is being a dad. I loved changing the dirty diapers for my wife. I love joking with them about how they puked on head when I was carrying piggy back down the stairs. I loved seeing them succeed. I have 2 "bios" and 3 "adopts" and I loved all of them deeply. Sure there are hard crappy things. I hated how my first was super colicky and cried 8 hours a day. I hated when they were feeling down or hurt. I hated when my middle son was diagnosed and then 4 years later died of cancer, but I wouldn't want to trade any of the bad things because I would have missed the highs and the norms.