Please note: I think this piece is satiric. Please see the end note: Caleb Cohoe is associate professor of philosophy at Metropolitan State University of Denv

Please note: I think this piece is satiric. Please see the end note: Caleb Cohoe is associate professor of philosophy at Metropolitan State University of Denver. Samantha Cohoe is a Latin teacher, writer of young adult fiction, and frequent contributor to twitter.com. The views expressed in this article are not endorsed by and do not in any way represent the opinions of their employers or Leo Strauss. They should also not be taken to express the views of the authors.