You know, ever since the stupid "your coffee might be a bomb" thing started I've been waiting for someone to put a bomb in their underwear, not because I want t

You know, ever since the stupid "your coffee might be a bomb" thing started I've been waiting for someone to put a bomb in their underwear, not because I want to see anyone hurt, but because I wanted society to confront the prospect of either making everyone get naked in security checkpoints or acknowledging that my coffee is not in fact a bomb. Then some jerk invents these x-ray scanners and we're out even more money on the fiasco without any recognition of how silly we're being. Thanks a lot, x-ray guy.