I'd be happy to give one to anyone from HN who wants one. Just email me; I'm (unsurprisingly) my usual handle @stripe.com (If you want it immediately, I'm up f

I'd be happy to give one to anyone from HN who wants one. Just email me; I'm (unsurprisingly) my usual handle @stripe.com (If you want it immediately, I'm up for next ~30 minutes or so.)