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> The only way to make it make sense is add that we also know there is an entire spacefaring group of mercenaries whose entire hobby and/or job is deliberately
by Skunkleton 9y ago
> The only way to make it make sense is add that we also know there is an entire spacefaring group of mercenaries whose entire hobby and/or job is deliberately throwing asteroids in Earths general direction.
Maybe there is, but they are hilariously incompetent?
- logfromblammo 9y agoNah, they're really far away, and there's an accumulated round-off error in their distance conversion between bloits (used by the client) and metrons (used by the subcontractor), so they're shooting at a target a quarter of a light-year away, and won't realize it for another 500 years.
- Skunkleton 9y agoBureaucracy to the rescue!
- abritinthebay 9y agoThis sounds like a new BlackAdder pitch... "Sir, I have a cunning plan" "Does it involve that legion of rabid space weasels again?" "... maybe."
- Skunkleton 9y agoAs long as I can retire to my great big turnip in the country when it is all over I am happy.