Middle child here. I didn’t like the methodology of this study, so I did my own little study, my wife being the core respondent. The results were astounding a

Middle child here. I didn’t like the methodology of this study, so I did my own little study, my wife being the core respondent. The results were astounding and the P value is off the charts (higher is better in this case - trust me). Conclusion: middle children are the best