Mate of mine from years ago (we've lost touch), once told me that the system he built to scan blood samples and used by lab techs all over the UK had some very

Mate of mine from years ago (we've lost touch), once told me that the system he built to scan blood samples and used by lab techs all over the UK had some very interesting error messages he put in there. He got a call one day from a customer who told him the error message read "Fuckity, fuckity, fuck, everything's about to get stuck". His response on the phone was "Well, the good news is I know exactly where the error is..." It was in a loop you shouldn't be able to get into and so his defence was that this error was "impossible".