They are obviously way differently powered CPUs, but if they were as incomparable as you suggest then this article wouldn't even exist. It doesn't even matter

They are obviously way differently powered CPUs, but if they were as incomparable as you suggest then this article wouldn't even exist. It doesn't even matter though, I said technical details aside... I'm not stupid i know a pi zero is slow, but it's a cheap computer that happens to be invulnerable to three really bad sidechannel attacks that plague all big shiny expensive ones. How is that not a little amusing. Not any more now I've had to argue for it.