How about threats-of-butt-probes-before-next-flight? I'm pretty sure that one is more likely. (edit: I interpreted "Internet" as in "Internet users", but I no

How about threats-of-butt-probes-before-next-flight? I'm pretty sure that one is more likely. (edit: I interpreted "Internet" as in "Internet users", but I now see it was a joke for the Internet itself)