This is not by or for technologists, it is by PR folks for stock-market analysts. Far from being at risk of being fired their whole PR department is probably s

This is not by or for technologists, it is by PR folks for stock-market analysts. Far from being at risk of being fired their whole PR department is probably swelled by ranks of excruciatingly expensive corporate emergency consultants and experts paid precisely to output this kind of menial drivel.