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I want to open a sexually explicit Ice Cream Parlor on the Las Vegas strip. It would just be called "The Split Banana", and all of our ice cream would be froze

I want to open a sexually explicit Ice Cream Parlor on the Las Vegas strip. It would just be called "The Split Banana", and all of our ice cream would be frozen in the mold of a penis. A small mold would be 6 inch, Medium = 9 inch, and Large/Monster = a 12 inch mold. And the ice cream flavors would also have really inappropriate but funny names. Suggestions would be appreciated as I haven't done much work there.

overcast 9y ago
Good choice, there's always money in the banana stand.
lostcolony 9y ago
Cocky Road, obviously.
- potta_coffee 9y ago
  Or "Rocky Chode"
thecolorblue 9y ago
Probably a good idea to throw in some boob molds as well.
workthrowaway27 9y ago
NYC has Big Gay Ice Cream[0]. Sort of similar to what you're describing. They seem pretty successful. I think they've expanded to a few other cities too. [0]: https://www.biggayicecream.com/ https://www.biggayicecream.com/
- ghostbrainalpha 9y ago
  Thank you for the reference, but we here at The Split Banana believe EVERYONE can enjoy a delicious Ice Cream penis. Not just the gay community.
jzig 9y ago
truffle nut butter
borplk 9y ago
Nice to see a concrete descriptive answer to these questions here for once. I shall reward you with some flavor ideas/inspiration: - Big Nuts, Little Nuts, Smashed Nuts, Nutted, Instanut, Bananuts, Walnuts, PeePeanuts - Smartits (play on Smarties) - V for Vanilla - Strawbra - Buttercrotch Ripple - Sexpresso - Good root (root beer flavor, root is an inappropriate aussie slang) - Double Pistaschio (instead of double you know what) - Big Black Cherries - Nice Watermelons/Lemons - Big Banana - Rolover ("Rolo" flavor) - Cherry Pop - Creampie (oh boy) - Quickie Cookies - Chocolate Chicks - Almonds To Mouth, Amateur Almonds - POV, pomegranate vanilla - Kinky Kiwi - Rough Toffee - Chocolate Mousse Knuckle - Caramel Toe I had a bit too much fun with it trying to be creative. Don't take seriously.
- ghostbrainalpha 9y ago
  - Caramel Toe is absolutely making the list! If I get the store open, please know you will have free ice cream dicks whenever you are in town.
matt_s 9y ago
You might want different molds for different parts and maybe sell those at a premium for DIY at home. Also local delivery with premium fees (its gotta stay cold) to all local hotels for bachelor/ette or any kind of party.
conductr 9y ago
"The Split Banana" in this context sounds painful
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anotherevan 9y ago
No crushed nuts on mine, thanks.

overcast 9y ago

Good choice, there's always money in the banana stand.

lostcolony 9y ago

Cocky Road, obviously.

potta_coffee 9y ago
Or "Rocky Chode"

thecolorblue 9y ago

Probably a good idea to throw in some boob molds as well.

workthrowaway27 9y ago

NYC has Big Gay Ice Cream[0]. Sort of similar to what you're describing. They seem pretty successful. I think they've expanded to a few other cities too. [0]: https://www.biggayicecream.com/ https://www.biggayicecream.com/

ghostbrainalpha 9y ago
Thank you for the reference, but we here at The Split Banana believe EVERYONE can enjoy a delicious Ice Cream penis. Not just the gay community.

jzig 9y ago

truffle nut butter

borplk 9y ago

Nice to see a concrete descriptive answer to these questions here for once. I shall reward you with some flavor ideas/inspiration: - Big Nuts, Little Nuts, Smashed Nuts, Nutted, Instanut, Bananuts, Walnuts, PeePeanuts - Smartits (play on Smarties) - V for Vanilla - Strawbra - Buttercrotch Ripple - Sexpresso - Good root (root beer flavor, root is an inappropriate aussie slang) - Double Pistaschio (instead of double you know what) - Big Black Cherries - Nice Watermelons/Lemons - Big Banana - Rolover ("Rolo" flavor) - Cherry Pop - Creampie (oh boy) - Quickie Cookies - Chocolate Chicks - Almonds To Mouth, Amateur Almonds - POV, pomegranate vanilla - Kinky Kiwi - Rough Toffee - Chocolate Mousse Knuckle - Caramel Toe I had a bit too much fun with it trying to be creative. Don't take seriously.

ghostbrainalpha 9y ago
- Caramel Toe is absolutely making the list! If I get the store open, please know you will have free ice cream dicks whenever you are in town.

matt_s 9y ago

You might want different molds for different parts and maybe sell those at a premium for DIY at home. Also local delivery with premium fees (its gotta stay cold) to all local hotels for bachelor/ette or any kind of party.

conductr 9y ago

"The Split Banana" in this context sounds painful

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anotherevan 9y ago

No crushed nuts on mine, thanks.