Fun fact: if you ever wind up at one of those god-forsaken pumps where the autofilling clip has been taken out of the nozzle, so you have to stand in the cold s

Fun fact: if you ever wind up at one of those god-forsaken pumps where the autofilling clip has been taken out of the nozzle, so you have to stand in the cold squeezing the trigger for twenty or thirty gallons, a Leatherman is exactly the right size to jam in instead.