Silence is valuable. People take for granted not paying for that audio-frequency near-field modulated air pressure bandwidth. Why shouldn't that spectrum be s

Silence is valuable. People take for granted not paying for that audio-frequency near-field modulated air pressure bandwidth. Why shouldn't that spectrum be sold? Shouldn't we be paid to have people talk to us or make noise? It's time to buy audio pollution credits. And if you're poor, don't even think about farting.