I'd be happy to "give" Greenland independence (as if I have any right to deny them independence). I do not pine for the days when Denmark was a mighty bully. No

I'd be happy to "give" Greenland independence (as if I have any right to deny them independence). I do not pine for the days when Denmark was a mighty bully. Now we're just a small bully—holding on to Greenland the Faroe Islands and pushing around the Afghans, Iraqis, and whomever else NATO tells us to bully—and that's plenty bad enough.