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> During the course of an hour, I recorded 64 different nuggets of corporate claptrap. They included familiar favourites such as “doing a deep dive”, “reaching
by vorg 9y ago
> During the course of an hour, I recorded 64 different nuggets of corporate claptrap. They included familiar favourites such as “doing a deep dive”, “reaching out”, and “thought leadership”
With 64 nuggets, you could've created some 8 x 8 grids and put one nugget in each square. Photocopy them, pass them around the office, and next time there's a meeting called by management, play "Bullshit Bingo". First person to hear a line of 8 nuggets spoken, either vertically, horizontally or diagonally on their grid, wins the pool.
- paxy 9y agoBut..if you photocopy them everyone in the meeting will have the same grid.
- vorg 9y ago> First person to hear a line of 8 nuggets spoken It's so difficult to stay awake in these meetings that just taking in what you hear is an achievement. I've a theory Bullshit Bingo was actually invented by the managers themselves as a way to keep the attendees awake during such gatherings.