I met RMS once. He spoke at my college's CS department and then gave a campus-wide talk. At the CS reception he told a retired professor to switch banks and j

I met RMS once. He spoke at my college's CS department and then gave a campus-wide talk. At the CS reception he told a retired professor to switch banks and just not tell his wife because the bank didn't support a FOSS browser—while eating the dandruff in his hair. Later, at the wider talk, he called our IT department fascists for requiring authentication to join the Wifi network, then put a halo on his head, proclaimed himself the Jesus Christ of software and tried to auction off a stuffed gnu to a dead silent crowd. Good times.