I felt so cheated. I thought there was finally a Gruber piece that I might be interested in, but it was a complete bait and switch. In my apparent quest to get

I felt so cheated. I thought there was finally a Gruber piece that I might be interested in, but it was a complete bait and switch. In my apparent quest to get downvoted, I propose that Gruber should be a unit of measure for fanboism. Usage: - "Did you see the new iPhone? I went from 0 to Gruber in under 4 seconds." - "... all the way to eleven on the Gruber scale."